Country-ish Episodes

Ep. 60 – Doug Benson, Exploding Vagina Candles & Extremely Honest Chinese Menus

In this episode Sebastian and Jon get together and talk about recent shows at the Liberty Township Funny Bone where we learned Sebastian has a huge fan. Are you team Sebastian or Team Stamos?  Jon talks about eating tacos for three days straight. Ever eat a kangaroo taco? Then news about Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘This Smells Like My Vagina’ Candle Exploding in a woman’s living room. Then they take listener phone calls and play another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” Next up it’s “Who’s Zoomin Who” as comedian Doug Benson joins the show to talk about sweating on stage.  And finally in “Small Town News” a Chinese restaurant goes viral for an ‘extremely honest’ menu and Jon calls a local Chinese restaurant to get schooled in spicy Sha Cha Chicken. This episode is 100 percent THAT good!

Ep. 59 – NWO’s Eric Bischoff on Hulk Hogan and Ninja Star Wars

In this episode, Jon & Stamos talk about people storming the capitol building read some new Apple Podcast reviews, and discuss another scammer’s email that was sent to Elliot the Intern. Then they take listener phone calls and play another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” Next up it’s “Who’s Zoomin’ Who” as professional wrestling legend and founder of the NWO Eric Bischoff joins the show to discuss the Ninja Star Wars game and how he got Hulk Hogan to sign up with WCW. Then it’s time for “Small Town News” wherein Alabama a 9-year-old boy saved his sister during a carjacking. And finally, they end the show with another exciting unboxing edition of “Goodwill Hunting”! This episode will get you all jacked up!

Ep. 58 – New Year’s in Nashville with Dusty Slay… and Squirrels Attack!

Jon talks about his recent New Year’s Eve performance in Nashville while Sebastian explains how he has been approached by a long-lost, and little-known, relative about an inheritance he’s about to receive! There’s another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” with someone coming awfully close to winning… but do they get the check? Dusty Slay then zooms in to talk about the Nashville performance and bad experiences at the dentist. And in “Small Town News”, aggressive squirrels in Queens are attacking people. This episode’s worth about $9.2 million dollars, all thanks to the deceased Mr. Geo Setzer.

Ep. 57 – The Best of 2020, Hillbilly Elegy and “The World’s Unluckiest Man”!

In this episode Jon & Stamos get together and talk about the movie HILLBILLY ELEGY and follow-up with a new email from Natalia, Jon’s Pen Pal from Russia. Then Jon introduces us to Roy Reep, “The World’s Unluckiest Man”. After that they reveal some of their favorite moments of 2020 from the show. What was the Most Downloaded Interview? The Hardest a Guest has Laughed? The Most Awkward Moment? And the Hardest Jon has Laughed on the Show? Next, it’s a “Small Town News” follow-up as Cindy Applebaum zooms in to update us on her “Ministry of Silly Walks”. Then we reveal our favorite “Small Town News” story of 2020 about the woman who bit the balls of a camel in order to save her deaf dog’s life at a truck stop. After that, it’s time for “Goodwill Hunting” as Marc reads from a journal he found at a Goodwill then we reveal our favorite segment from 2020 that involves a therapy cat.  And finally

Ep. 56 – The Merry-ish Country-ish Christmas Edition

In this episode of Country-ish the whole gang gets together to celebrate Christmas. They show us some clips from their live show at MVP in Hickory, then take listener phone calls to talk about everyone’s worst Christmas memories. Then in, “Small Town News” a Florida woman finds a raccoon up her Christmas tree. And finally, the whole crew plays the Dirty Santa game. This episode will give you cheer and make your Holly extra Jolly.

Ep. 55 – Sir Purr, Perry Richardson, and 9 lb Goldfish

In this episode Sebastian and Jon discuss Jon’s ugly Christmas sweater, open a box from comedian James Gregory and talk about the upcoming Reep’s Peeps Comedy cruise. Then they take listener phone calls and play another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?”After that the original mascot of the Carolina Panthers,Tommy Donovan aka “Sir Purr”, zooms in to relive the time Jon got kicked out of a Panthers game for dancing in the endzone. Next up it’s “Who’s Zoomin’ Who” as Perry Richardson, guitarist for both Stryper and Firehouse, joins the show to discuss life during the pandemic. And finally, in “Small Town News” a freakishly large goldfish was found in a South Carolina lake. This episode might give you a camel toe in your butt crack.

Ep. 54 – Movie Producer Todd Garner, Kevin James, & NASCAR

In this episode Jon and Stamos talk about their gig at MVP. Why did Jodie sing? How did Scott bust his head open? Then they talk about how breakdancing is now an olympic sport and “Toobin” the video game. Next up, they take listeners phones calls and play another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” After that, Jon shares a little clip from the “Heffron and Reep” Show. Then, Marc and Jon pull out their high school yearbooks and call people at random in “Member Me?” Next, it’s “Who’s Zooming Who” as Hollywood Producer Todd Garner joins the show to talk about residual checks and working with Kevin James and NASCAR. And finally, Jon and Marc Hunt unbox 5 dollar gifts from Goodwill in “Goodwill Hunting”. This episode is 3 times the charm and totally worth it.

Ep. 53 – Gerry Dee, The Worst Cook in America, & Puppy Eatin’ Gators

In this episode Jon and Sebastian read a letter from long-lost Russian Pen Pal Natalie, who has been found actually responded with a picture!  She fills us in on what’s been going on for the last 30 years. Then, they take listener phone calls and play another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actor Guilds Residual Check?” Next, it’s “Who’s Zoomin Who” with Ari Robinson who was named one of “The Worst Cooks in America” who talks about her experience on the Food Network. After that, comedian actor from Canada, Gerry Dee, zooms in to talk about his show coming to Amazon Prime and relive old times from Last Comic Standing. Next up, it’s “Small Town News” where we get an update on the Florida man who saved his puppy from an alligator’s jaws. And finally we open the box someone sent as a Christmas gift to the Country-ish

Ep. 52 – A Rob Schnieder Sushi Thanksgiving!

In this episode Jon and Stamos talk about Denny Hamlin’s birthday party, singing with Country Music star Michael Ray, Rob Schnieder in Hickory, and Jon’s gig at the Charleston Music Hall. Then they play a round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” Next, Jon takes the gang out for Sushi at the Wild Wok in Hickory for Thanksgiving. Finally, it’s “Goodwill Hunting” where Marc and Jon unbox gifts they got each other at a Goodwill. This episode will make you thankful you kept your hands to yourself. You Can Do It!

Ep. 51 – Yoga Tights, a Bulldog Mayor, and James Gregory

In this episode Jon and Sebastian take listener phone calls and play another game of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” Then the whole crew puts on the tights and learns how to do a little Yoga with Level I DDPY Certified Instructor Travis Mahaffey. After that it’s “Who’s Zooming Who” with the Funniest Man in America, comedian James Gregory. And finally in “Small Town News” a French Bulldog is elected mayor of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky. This episode will make your dog face downward and your nose point upward. Namaste.

Ep. 50 – Getting Fit with Diamond Dallas Page and Jon Reep for Mayor?

Will Jon Reep run for the Mayor of Hickory? And what 8-year-old just won the national Mullet competition? Jon and Marcus Stamos play another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” before they are joined by Diamond Dallas Page – DDP! – to discuss how he got started in wrestling and his fitness yoga program. Then, in “Small Town News”, Jon shares a story from right here in Hickory about an arsonist that caught himself on fire. The show wraps up with “Goodwill Hunting” where Jon and Marc exchange and unbox gifts to each other from the local Goodwill. This episode will set your feet on fire!

Ep. 49 – Who Will Win the Big Race? Election Night Spectacular with Sean Conroy

It’s Election Night at Country-ish, as Jon and Sebastian follow the most controversial, talked about race of the year. Experience up-to-the minute updates, a special guest political analyst, and another rousing game of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” Then, Jon shares a heartwarming story about a homeless person he befriended that may have some interesting political connections. After that, comedian Sean Conroy zooms in to talk about improv, stand-up comedy, and his podcast “Sean Conroy Gets Happier”. In “Small Town News”, Sebastian shares a story about a man that took a bulldozer to rip up political signs in a neighbors yard. Follow the latest election news with the crack reporting team of Jon, Sebastian and Intern Isaiah! This episode deserves your vote!

Ep. 48 – Stolen Halloween Cats, John Caparulo, and Who Made the Best Bumpkin Pumpkin?

Jon and Marc announce the winner of the Best Bumpkin Pumpkin… will it be Intern Isaiah or Intern Elliott? Plus, the boys share some of their favorite – and scariest – moments for Halloween. Then it’s another round of “How Much is that Screen Actors Guild Residual Check” with listeners calling in to try and win Jon’s BIG check. Jon then zooms with comedian John Caparulo and lets him tell his infamous swan story and talk about his new adventures in animation and cartoons. And in “Small Town News”, there’s a story about a stolen Halloween inflatable cat, which leads to Jon discussing his hatred of inflatables and deciding just how stupid this thief really is. This episode will steal your heart… but is only worth about 40 cents.

Ep. 47 – Haunted Houses, Silly Walks, and Brooks Wheelan!

In this episode Jon and Sebastian are doin’ it LIVE! They take listener phone calls and play another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check”? Then, who made the better Country-ish Bumpkin Pumpkin? Was it Intern Isaiah or Elliott the Intern? Next, the whole crew goes on a haunted adventure at Lake Hickory Haunts and they live to talk about it with the owner/operator Ryan Settlemyer. After that, it’s “Who’s Zoomin Who” as comedian Brooks Wheelan joins the show to talk about his stint on Saturday Night Live and getting started in comedy. And finally, in “Small Town News”, silly walks caught on camera take over a community in Pennsylvania. This episode will scare you silly!

Ep. 46 – Fortune Feimster and the One Chip Challenge!

Country-ish goes LIVE! Jon, Marc and Sebastian talk Dolly Parton and Jon getting married (?), then play a round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” with call-in contestants. Then, comedian Fortune Feimster zooms in to talk about how she got her start in comedy, Southern food, and her love of Hooters. Then, in “Small Town News”, an 11-year-old goes for a joyride on a stolen school bus! Jon and Marc exchange gifts on this week’s “Goodwill Hunting”, then intern Isaiah takes on the One Chip Challenge! It’s a hot one in the studio tonight!

Ep. 45 – John Cho, Cobra Kai, & Will You Marry Me?

In this episode Marcus Stamos and Jon put on their karate Gis and talk about their surprise COBRA KAI themed bachelor party for Jon’s brother. Then they take to the phone lines and play another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?!” Next, it’s “Who’s Zoomin Who?” as actor Jon Cho from HAROLD & KUMAR, STAR TREAK, & AMERICAN PIE zooms in from New Zealand to relive fun moments from the movie set. And finally, we have a live wedding proposal on the show! Intern Isiah’s Dad comes in to ask his girlfriend for her hand in marriage. Did she say yes? This episode has no mercy!

Ep. 44 – Chickens, Turkeys, Raccoons and Josh Wolf!

In this fantastic episode, Jon and Sebastian talk about how the Bumpkins seem to have scared the Netflix “Country-ish” show causing it to postpone its premiere. Then, it’s an exciting round of “How Much is that Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” where Roseanne calls in to give us her best bird impersonations! Comedian Josh Wolf zooms in to talk about his first time on the comedy stage and a story of traveling with his Dad, followed by the latest “Small Town News” where a gang of raccoons take over a park and terrorize a family. Chickens talking to turkeys, raccoon gangs causing trouble, and a Wolf comes to visit… this episode has it all.

Ep. 43 – Jeff Dye & Getting Jumped Off!

In this episode, Jon and Marcus Stamos talk about how Marc’s car battery died TWICE in one day, how Jon found himself eating bad scallops, and whether or not the Carolina Panthers should purposely try to lose every game this season. Then, in “Small Town News”, people in Sioux Falls mourn the brief life of an urban cornstalk. Next it’s “Who’s Zooming Who” as comedian Jeff Dye joins the show to discuss his start in comedy and his podcast with Russell Wilson. Finally, it’s time for another “Goodwill Hunting” segment as Jon and Marc exchange $5 gifts from a local Goodwill. This episode will keep your motor running all day long!

Ep. 42 – Wild Comedy Nights in Birmingham with Reno Collier!

Jon and Sebastian talk some NFL and Panthers football, as well as the proper use of firewood for s’mores. They then discuss some competition for the “Country-ish” show name from Netflix and their upcoming reality show. Then, it’s “Jon’s Journal” where Jon reads a letter from another one of his penpals in Russia. After that, it’s time for Reno Collier – one of Jon’s favorite funny people – to join by Zoom to discuss his early days in comedy, his influences, and some wild nights in Birmingham. Jon and Sebastian have some listener gifts to open, and then they end the show with “Small Town News” with a story about a goat that takes over a police car and eats a whole bunch of paperwork. This is one Billy Bad-Ass episode!

Ep. 41 – Inside Pauly Shore’s New House in Vegas

In this episode Jon and Sebastian get together and play yet another game of “How Much Is That Residual Check?” Then actor/comedian Pauly Shore joins the show to talk about his new movie “Guest House” and give us a tour of his new house in Vegas. After that, it’s “Who’s Zooming Who” with comedian Jeff Allen talking about coining the phrase “Happy Wife, Happy Life”. And finally, in “Small Town News”, a lady out of Hickman County, TN gets an ID with a photo of an empty chair instead of her face from the DMV. This episode will have you edging the melons while wheezing the juice.